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Potato Bugs

(Mr. Potatohead's Lament)

by Danielle Xaviera Stone


 Potato bugs

Run up and down my rugs

Fill up the bowls and mugs

They're little thugs

Potato bugs

They fill the stairs and halls

Rolled up in little balls

Can't even see the walls

 

Potato bugs

Always annoying me

Hugging and cloying me

They really seem to be enjoying me

Potato bugs

They're friggin' everywhere!

And I just wouldn't care

Except they're in my ears and nose and hair

 

 

 

 

Potato bugs

They live inside my head

That's what the doctor said

I wish that I was dead

Potato bugs

 
 
 
 
 


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